An Irish blessing on the feast of St Patrick.

Having noted, with interest, Pete's post on the Irish Bishop's decision to change the date of St Patrick's day - and me not having too much time for the decrees of 'Bishops', and also being a little bit of a stickler for 'feast days', today is St Patrick's day for me! PS, don't you love the Irish Steve Jobs picture!! I thought it was fantastic!!!

My mother is Irish (and my father is Scottish), so I have Celtic blood running deep within my veins! Some have said that I can drink, fight, and not spend any money doing so... But that's a different conversation altogether!

Let me start by wishing two of the Celts I know who read this blog a blessed St Patrick's day - blessings Gus and Paddy!

St Patrick is a special person in Christendom, he credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland in the 5th century (that would be the 400's for those who struggle to work out all this 'century' stuff). In popular (non-Celtic) Christendom St Patrick is perhaps best known for a hymn that he never even wrote! It is called St Patrick's breastplate - it is a prayer of blessing for a journey which was probably written in the 8th or 9th century (we know this because the structure and content resembles a 'druidic' a incantation of that period). However, regardless of when it was written it certainly has a strong resonance with both the spirituality and life of St Patrick.

I have often used it as a prayer before a special journey, and more frequently just as a prayer in preparation for a busy day - I have a printed copy just near my desk. Perhaps this prayer will be of some value to you as you prepare for the significant journey of this week.

This is no ordinary week, it is Holy Week, an opportunity for us to reflect on the significance of the passion, sacrifice, and suffering of Jesus Christ leading up to his death (on Holy Friday) and his resurrection to eternal life, winning victory of sin and death on our behalf, on resurrection Sunday. Please set some time aside to contemplate the miracle that God would take on our limited and weak human form, live our life, die our death, and do all this for the sake of our salvation.

St. Patrick's Breastplate is contained in the ancient Book of Armagh, from the early ninth century. along with Patrick's authentic "Confession." St. Patrick is said to have written this prayer to strengthen himself with God's protection as he prepared to confront and convert Loegaire, high king of Ireland. I see in it some similarities to Paul's exhortation to "put on the whole armor of God" (Ephesians 6:10-18), except that it is much more detailed. I recommend St. Patrick's prayer to you as a wonderful prayer of spiritual preparedness.

I arise today

Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity,

Through the belief in the threeness,

Through confession of the oneness

Of the Creator of Creation.

I arise today

Through the strength of Christ's birth with his baptism,

Through the strength of his crucifixion with his burial,

Through the strength of his resurrection with his ascension,

Through the strength of his descent for the judgment of Doom.

I arise today

Through the strength of the love of Cherubim,

In obedience of angels,

In the service of archangels,

In hope of resurrection to meet with reward,

In prayers of patriarchs,

In predictions of prophets,

In preaching of apostles,

In faith of confessors,

In innocence of holy virgins,

In deeds of righteous men.

I arise today

Through the strength of heaven:

Light of sun,

Radiance of moon,

Splendor of fire,

Speed of lightning,

Swiftness of wind,

Depth of sea,

Stability of earth,

Firmness of rock.

I arise today

Through God's strength to pilot me:

God's might to uphold me,

God's wisdom to guide me,

God's eye to look before me,

God's ear to hear me,

God's word to speak for me,

God's hand to guard me,

God's way to lie before me,

God's shield to protect me,

God's host to save me

From snares of devils,

From temptations of vices,

From everyone who shall wish me ill,

Afar and anear,

Alone and in multitude.

I summon today all these powers between me and those evils,

Against every cruel merciless power that may oppose my body and soul,

Against incantations of false prophets,

Against black laws of pagandom

Against false laws of heretics,

Against craft of idolatry,

Against spells of witches and smiths and wizards,

Against every knowledge that corrupts man's body and soul.

Christ to shield me today

Against poison, against burning,

Against drowning, against wounding,

So that there may come to me abundance of reward.

Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me,

Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me,

Christ on my right, Christ on my left,

Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down, Christ when I arise,

Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me,

Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me,

Christ in every eye that sees me,

Christ in every ear that hears me.

I arise today

Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity,

Through belief in the threeness,

Through confession of the oneness,

Of the Creator of Creation.

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Now this is creative advertising! Giving away FREE air guitars!

I like people who 'think outside of the box'... a few years ago I saw something similar to the post below in London's Victoria station, they were having an 'air guitar' contest and giving away free 'air guitar' plectrums (also to advertise a radio station if I recall)... Their budget was obviously a lot less than these guys, since they could only afford an AIR PLECTRUM!!!

ha ha!

Here's the story:

It was an epic day for hundreds of rockers in Glasgow when Rock Radio Station 96.3 handed out free air guitars to dozens who showed up at the Glasgow City Centre. The good ones were gone quickly while a few locals got greedy and tried to nab more than one air guitar before security was tipped off. A select few Les Paul and Fender Strat models showed up immediately on Ebay being sold at a premium along with an air guitar tuner and free shipping included.

[via Gizmodo]

Technorati tags: advertising, stretch your budget, air guitar, Glasgow

The marble of doom... Mac users will know what I'm talking about! add your time...

Yup, even when an Apple Mac doesn't work (which is not that often), it DOESN'T work in style ;-) For those who don't have a mac, the marble of doom comes up when an application 'hangs'. it looks a lot like the picture below (just a lot smaller, of course).

Check out 'The Marble of Doom' and add your time...

So, what are the WORST offenders on the Apple OS platform? Take a guess?! I could have told you that Firefox is up there.... Firefox often crashes on my machine... BUT, it is still prefer it above all of the other browsers.

Technorati tags: Apple Mac, Marble of Doom, broken mac

The cover of our new book! 'Methodism in Southern Africa: A celebration of Wesleyan mission'

The cover of our new book!
Originally uploaded by digitaldion.

Here's a 'sneak preview' of the cover of OUR new book! Wessel and I have been working on this project for some years now. It is finally coming to fruition!

Among the authors are past Bishop Stanley Mogoba, Prof Joan Jackson (Joan Millard), Bishop Gavin Taylor, Revs Pete Grassow, Gcobani Vika, , Kevin Light, KK Ketshabile, Dr Sol Jacob, Dr Wessel Bentley, Dr Dion 'bionic leg' Forster.

Here's the 'back page blurb' from the book:

One cannot be a faithful Christian without being in mission! The question is, however, what is true mission? And more specifically what mission does God want you to do in your context? This book is a rich resource that will aid you to work out the answers to these critical questions. In its pages you will find challenging insights from our past, helping you to understand the unique and special mission focus that God has given to Southern African Methodists. You’ll be able to get some insights into what the Church is currently doing in mission, and perhaps even find some places in which you can involve yourself or your congregation. But most importantly, this book will help you to think about how you can take the healing and transforming love of Jesus Christ into an unknown future. The contributors to this book include past and present Bishops, University lecturers, Pastors and Ministers of Churches, all of whom are dedicated to Christ and committed to helping you fulfil your call to mission. This book is a collaboration between the Education for Ministry and Mission Unit of the Methodist Church of Southern Africa, and Africa Upper Room Ministries. The profits from the book go towards the ministerial students fund of the Methodist Church and help in the training of ministers.

The book is being marketed and sold through the Africa Upper Room ministries, so to place an order please contact the AURM book manager, John Mitchley at johnmurmafrica@tiscali.co.za. You can contact him telephonically at 011 948-9978, or send a fax to 011 948-9997.

For those who will be attending Methodist SYNODs in May this year, we hope to have this book, AND our next book (which is in the final stages of editorial) launched simultaneously.

Technorati tags: new book, Methodism in Southern Africa, Wesleyan Mission, Wessel Bentley, Dion Forster, Upper Room

An indespensible tool for preachers and more astute Biblical scholars - free Biblical Greek tools online.

The internet is filled with many wonderful gems (and a few rotten tomatoes!) that can enrich one's study of scripture. I use quite a few 'online tools' when I do research, and even just when I am preparing a sermon or a short talk or presentation.

If you search for 'Powerpoint' on this blog you'll find quite a few posts about the presentation tools that I use, and tips on how to use them.

Today, however, I want to recommend a tool for students and scholars of the Bible that will help to deepen and enliven the content of your presentations or sermons. The tool is called "The resurgence Greek project". It is one of the very best free Biblical Greek resources available on the internet!

Whether you are proficient in Biblical Greek or not, this resource will be invaluable to you in delving a little deeper into your text (particularly if you are wanting to do some exegesis or expository preaching and teaching).

It is simple to use and very powerful. Of course you'll need an internet connection and also a java enabled web browser. You can either do research on a single passage (see the image below). What is amazing is that you simply allow your mouse to hover over a word and it will give you a complete (technical) overview of the word, its use in that context, and an explanation of the meaning.

The second very useful tool for Greek students is that you can produce 'flash cards' and 'vocabulary lists' to help you study for your tests and exams!

Of course along with tools like this (that allow one to do some pretty serious grammatical syntactical work) there are many other great commentaries available for free that will enrich one's historical and social understanding of the text (both in the time when it was written, but also in subsequent interpretations and uses throughout the centuries since). If you can suggest any particularly good, or useful, tools for this please would you drop a line in comments?

I am also looking for some free resources that will help with developing good solid daily devotions, weekly liturgies based on the common lectionary, and then of course sermon illustrations and powerpoint slide backgrounds and video clips.

By the way my pastoral commission went exceptionally well on Wednesday! I hope to get a chance to write a few words about my NEW venture tomorrow!! The long and the short of it is that I now have freedom to speak of the NEW post that I have accepted (it is an international post, that is based in Cape Town). Keep your eyes on this space for details!

Technorati tags: Bible study, Free resources, Greek, Internet, expository preaching

Mertyl the great (aka my Orange 1967 Vespa VLB 150cc) is back!!

Wohoo! My beautiful orange Mertyl is back in action!! I was called by Uncle Regie of KR and Sons in Zasm Street, Waltloo, Pretoria to say that they had finished the painting, bending, and bashing to get Mertyl back in shape!! She looks great!

In this picture you'll see Mertyl (with her left legshield repaired after the accident), a friend Rev Paul Oosthuizen (with the helmet - he is bringing her home for me), my friend and colleague Prof Neville Richardson (who drove us to collect Mertyl), and Uncle Regie the 'doctor of Vespa' who has her looking as good as new!

I am so pleased that she is back!! However, I won't be riding her for a few months yet - tomorrow is week 4 since my accident, which means I still have 8-14 weeks before I am off my crutches and back up to speed!

Thanks for the help Uncle Regie, Neville, and Paul!! It feels GREAT to have Mertyl where she belongs, safely in my garage at home!

10 Fantastic Firefox extensions that will make your web use more pleasant and productive

I am an avid Firefox user. I gave up on Internet Explorer in the stone age, and have only used Safari (on the Mac and PC) for a few small tasks. Firefox is just such a great browser! It blocks popups, warns me of phishing scams, and runs reliably and quickly on my Mac.

Another fantastic element of Firefox is that it is constantly improving, and that there are many individual developers out there making 'extensions' to help improve your web experience.

I use a few extensions, among them are Zotero (which is a great plugin that allows you to save academic information from articles, web pages, books, and journals, for easy insertion into your MS Word document (it even works with Open Office!)).

However, here are 10 fantastic extensions to Firefox that will be a great help in your web browsing!

Let me know if there are any others that we should be aware of.

Technorati tags: Top Firefox extensions, Zotero, useful

Please pray for me - an important meeting, and some news to follow.

Please pray for me tomorrow. I have a very important meeting tomorrow afternoon at 4pm with a group of ministers and lay persons from the Methodist Church of Southern Africa. It is part of the process that I am going through in order to be released from my current post (as Dean of the Methodist Church's seminary) in order to move into a new, very exciting, challenging, and incredible ministry.

I'll soon be able to share some news about exactly what I will be doing from next month. All I can say at this point is that I will be moving back to Cape Town. My new ministry will involve work with both Churches and other groups of persons who are seeking to bring about social transformation and spiritual renewal. I will do quite a bit of international travel, have a bit more time to do research and write, and will work with various denominations and Church groupings.

Calling is a complex phenomenon - this is my 17th year as Methodist minister and my 5th year as a full time scholar and the Dean of the Church's seminary, John Wesley College. In these 17 years I have experienced incredible blessing, joy, and fulfillment in serving Christ in the Methodist Church. However, I have become increasingly aware that my primary calling is not to train persons for ministry - it is wonderful to be able to influence change and shape the lives of servants in the Church, but it does seem to remove me from the 'coal face' of mission and evangelism by just one step! Moreover, while I enjoy the challenges and rigours of academic life; research, conferences, teaching, supervision, and writing, these are not the primary avenues in which I believe God is calling me to spend my energies and efforts. I will continue to teach and supervise students in their senior degrees (Masters and Doctorates), and I will still engage in research and academic writing, but I will do it out of choice, not as a requirement for my job.

Those who are close to me will know that I have spoken of moving into a new avenue of ministry that will bring me closer to using my influence, gifts, passions, and abilities to bring about healing and transformation on a much wider scale. Just such an option was presented to me some years ago, and arose again at the end of last year. I am so excited about the new possibilities and prospects!

So, please pray for me, I long simply to be obedient and to spend my life doing what I can do most effectively to bring about God's will, to God's glory, here on earth.

The Vatican comes up with a 'firmware update' on the 7 deadly sins...

In the sixth century, Pope Gregory handed down a list of "seven cardinal vices." Now the Vatican has issued an additional seven "social sins."

You offend God not only by stealing, taking the Lord's name in vain or coveting your neighbor's wife, but also by wrecking the environment, carrying out morally debatable experiments that manipulate DNA or harm embryos," said [Bishop Gianfranco] Girotti, who is responsible for the body that oversees confessions.

The seven social sins are:

1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control

2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research

3. Drug abuse

4. Polluting the environment

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

6. Excessive wealth

7. Creating poverty

The original deadly sins:

1. Pride

2. Envy

3. Gluttony

4. Lust

5. Anger

6. Greed

7. Sloth

(posted on boingboing).

So, what do you think? Is there anything that they've missed? What about "thou shalt not purchase a Windows 'beige box', it offendeth the Lord", or "4x4 drivers shall not drive off the pavement and smash the Vintage Vespa's of innocent drivers", OR, what about some POSITIVE commandments to COMBAT sins, like "thou shalt purchase the books of Dion Forster"... Sorry, that last one doesn't count... It was just a thought... BUT, the first two are serious ;-)

Technorati tags: Vatican, 7 deadly sins, religious firmware update, Mac vs Windows, cult of Vespa

The best Priest in the world! Can you guess who?

I'm sure that there are very many contenders for the title of 'best priest in the world'. However, in truth, there can be ONLY ONE, and his name is Father Ted!

If you don't know who Father Ted is, you haven't lived yet!

Seriously, I like Fr Ted because he is so 'human'. He's a real person, with real concerns, and real questions, Oh, and he's NOT really a real person! In fact he is a fictional character with a great Irish accent!

Well, if you're fan of Fr Ted you may like the picture set in the links below.

The Guardian's got a slideshow of photos from the annual Ted Fest, a gathering for fans of Father Ted, a sacrelicious show about drunken, cheating, foolish priests banished to a remote Irish island that never ceases to cause me to fountain milk from my nostrils (even when I haven't been drinking milk). Father Ted was created by Graham Linehan, who also made The IT Crowd, the nerd super-sitcom that's coming back for a third season next fall. Link (Thanks, Mark!)

Technorati tags: Priest of the year, Father Ted, Irish+Catholic, Comedy

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Praise God! Peace wins over injustice! Non-violence wins a small victory in America.

You may remember that I reported some time ago about a Mathematics Professor who was fired for taking a pacifist religious stance (since she is a Quaker) against the University pledge that students were expected to sign. The pledge asked students to do whatever was necessary to protect the United States of America, all that she did was to insert the word 'nonviolently' as a qualifier to the word 'necessary' - and because of that she was fired.

Well, here's the follow up story! Thank God that peace has won a victory of injustice! These truly are signs of the Kingdom of God, an eternal, peaceful, Shalom.

Atonius sez, "Marianne Kearney-Brown, the Quaker math teacher who was fired by California State University for inserting the word 'non-violently' into her loyalty oath to the state, has been reinstated after Atty General Jerry Brown clarified that the oath doesn't require employees to take up arms."

The idea that someone could be fired for refusing to sign a loyalty oath came as a surprise to many Californians who were unaware that public employees are still required to sign it. The pledge was added to the state Constitution in 1952 at the height of anti-Communist hysteria and has remained a prerequisite for public employment ever since. All state, city, county, public school, community college and public university employees are required to sign the 86-word oath. Noncitizens are exempt.

Link (Thanks, Antonius!)

See also: Cal State University fires Quaker for inserting "nonviolently" into loyalty oath

Technorati tags: pacifism, justice, shalom