Want a free Bach e Lor's de grEe, how about an MB Aa or a PHDD?

Yes, I love spammers! They are so creative! Here's a piece of spam mail that a friend of mine got in his email inbox....

Would you take a PHDD from a person who can't spell PhD!?

Sadly, I once got a certificate from a person who wanted their degree recognised by our seminary so that it could be included in the Church's list of academic qualifications.... The certificate looked quite good, except for ONE LITTLE FACT... The word "Doctorate" on the certificate was spelled DOCTRATE (like 'nitrate').... Mmmmm.... sorry for you! I didn't know whether to be mad or sad... I spent YEARS of late nights and early morning slaving away to get a doctorate, and here was a guy who wanted to submit his purchased 'doctrate' to the Church.

Sadly, what most people don't realise is that degree certificates are useless! The real worth of any qualification is the knowledge and skill that the individual has gained in earning the degree... The certificate itself means almost nothing! We truly should get away from studying to get certificates, and study so that we can be better equipped and trained to do the good that God wants done in the world!

If you want a NICE FAKE degree, download the one attached to this message... It's worth as much as the paper it is printed on...

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